1. The Bank Job
2. Jason Statham

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The famous Stonemarket First Bank is known to be unbreachablebut not to all. As the Master Thief, infiltrate the City’s most secure location to retrieve the coveted Hudnall family’s necklace an item all local thieves are desperate to get their hands on. None so far have managed to snatch itWill you be able to outsmart the Bank’s security to steal this rare artifact. Unlock the. The famous Stonemarket First Bank is known to be unbreachablebut not to all. BrbrAs the Master Thief, infiltrate the City’s most secure location to retrieve the coveted Hudnall family’s necklace an item all local thieves are desperate to get their hands on. BrNone so far have managed to snatch itWill you be able to outsmart the Bank’s security to steal this rare artifactbrbr.

1. Mar 23, 2014 @ 11:54am. When you are in the clock tower, go to the downstairs area. In the back area there is a newspaper sitting on the table that talks about the item that's in the bank vault. Try reading that and see if it opens up the bank heist for you.
2. Thief - The Bank Heist. As the Master Thief, infiltrate the City’s most secure location, Stonemarket First Bank, to retrieve a coveted heirloom. To this day, the heavily guarded and treacherous place remains impregnable, but that’s about to change. Unlock a challenging mission that will put your thieving skills to the test.

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A bank robber and alleged assassin, who was once suspected of pulling off an unbelievable $5 million heist before evading capture for decades, has died.

Anibal Mustelier, 70, died at the Miami Federal Detention Center on Sept. 18, the Miami Herald reports. The cause of death is unclear.

He was serving a 47-year prison sentence for a 2015 jewelry store robbery spree, the U.S. Attorney's Office of Southern Florida wrote in 2017 when announcing his penalty.

Before he was arrested for that spree in 2016, he had evaded capture from authorities for 26 years. He was “formerly one of FBI’s most wanted individuals, with prior pending federal indictments from 1996,” the U.S. Attorney's Office said. Investigators had been searching for Mustelier from 1990 to 2016 with no success. His ability to hide from law enforcement earned him the nickname “The Ghost,” The Atlantic reported in 2016.

One of my favorite things about watching new game trailers is reading people’s comments.

If you’ve never bothered to read the treasure trove you’ll find on places like YouTube, then good for you; you’ve just saved yourself a lot of wide mouthed shock, confusion, and sadness. This goes doubly for many of the Thief games’ more ardent fans, aka, nutcases. They’ll pick apart just about anything, including the lack of zombies… in a bank heist level.

This isn’t 100% like Thief 2!!! Wah, Wahh Wahhhhh!!!!

I’m going to stop complaining about people’s complains and instead show you the focus of today’s show: a trailer showing off a pre-order exclusive level for Thief called – quite appropriately – The Bank Heist. If you ask me, Eidos really outdid themselves with the creative title here. In any case, check it out…

If it looks like a Thief game and quacks like a Thief game, is it really a Thief game? I’m really not sure, and that’s kind of the beauty of the whole thing. Much like the scientific method, I’m not even pretending to know what this un-released game is going to be like when it’s finally released early next year. Does it look promising? Sure, I think so. The style matches the original games faithfully, and the refined movements and sneaking mechanics look great, but I won’t truly know until I play it for myself.

I think that’s supposed to be a camera above the vault, but it sure looks like a drill. I really can’t think of anything more terrifying than a camera that literally drill into you.

Man, such bullshit… how could they have removed the fucking zombies? This game is ruined!

The Bank Job

The Particulars

Here are the official details, straight from the zombies mouth. It’s a shame this is a pre-order bonus (I’ll never pre-order a game, ever), but I’m guessing they’ll end up releasing it to everyone a mere 2 months later as is standard practice for all game companies that value making money.

As the Master Thief, infiltrate the City’s most secure location, Stonemarket First Bank, to steal a coveted family heirloom called the Star of Auldale. To this day, this heavily guarded and treacherous place remains impregnable, but that’s about to change…

• A challenging mission that will put your thieving skills to the test.
• Outsmart security measures found exclusively in this mission
• Search for the Bank’s unique loot and many other secrets
• A true homage to the Bank mission in Thief II: The Metal Age.
• The Bank Heist will be available for Thief pre-orders made ahead of the February 25, 2014 launch.

The Bank Heist will be available for Thief pre-orders made ahead of the February 25, 2014 launch.

So, what do you think? I’ve posted up quite a bit of Thief material over the last year, and I’m waiting with baited breath to hear what you think about the game so far. Feel free to leave me a comment below, just like YouTube. Actually, hopefully not exactly like on YouTube.

Jason Statham

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